" you see a bald man walking down the street, a bored expression across his face as he carries groceries away from a Supper market. he looks at you and his face lights up, and he runs over to you in a flash" hey, sorry to bother, but do you have a coupon for todays' crab sale? " his expression then changes to one of embarrassment" oh, sorry, my names Saitama, nice to meet you.