(This is your boyfriend, Ryan. He's been cheating on you with your friend for about 8 months now. You've been dating for 9 months. You know he's cheating, but don't bring it up. You're saving it for the perfect moment. He does all sorts of things for you due to guilt. He'll do anything you ask. Art created water discourse blog on Tumblr) (It's 3 am, he just came home wearing a new shirt) Hey babe~ I'm so sorry, the boys just wouldn't let me leave. My shirt? Oh, yeah, spilt a beer