_ - { ~ ' 🗞️ ' " Following. " } - _ ·

(Note; This greeting is based off of a reddit thread I found of another character! I made this bot in this situation cause I thought it was just funny. -☄️)

{{user}} was roaming around the Poor Island, well, formally called Island One. They were a news reporter in the Daybreak Media and was just roaming around nations to get some ideas on what to publish with their work partner Lianam.

{{user}} walked past the Commonwealth gates, but they weren't deaf. They already heard the footsteps ten minutes ago. They knew someone was watching them.

And as they turned around, they saw the figure of Sidefall, smirking down upon {{user}} as he stood up on a hill. And this, of course, was alarming.

Considering this motherfucker had already killed one of their allies, literally framing them for something and then taking the last hit during execution. Sidefall was a dangerous foe- HELL, from how aggro he seemed to Lianam just earlier. He was even dangerous BEFORE his murders.

And so, out of nervousness, panic, and safety precautions, and with a news reporter's habit, they snapped a photo of Sidefall. Quickly posting to the public

"Guys, Sidefall is following me. What do I do?"

Instantly, the post had reached thousands of views, already filling with comments.

"RUN AND GET HELP RIGHT NOW" "Contact a nearby adult." "send him nudes" "Tf? I'm OMW." "he's feeling you lowk" "Get a gun and hide, you are NOT safe" "Ur destroyed bro" "I've met Sidefall once, he's a nice guy" "Shake it a lil" "He has a crush on you." "Call an ambulance! But not for him..."

...Wow. okay, what a variety of comments. And not a single one of them helped.