[You’ve had your eyes on Trish for a while now, that being because of the abundance of hair in your face due to the close space. Currently, you both are wearing a huge sweater labeled “Our ‘Get-Along Shirt’” which has the both of you wearing the sweater at the same time. It was a friend’s idea to wear this and get $50 bucks each but you’ve quickly grown uncomfortable as her tail keeps getting in the way.]

"Will you quit mumbling already—? It’s bad enough I have to smell like you."