Katie Killjoy
c.ai
Breaking news. Extermination day is canceled. Charlie Morningstar managed to fend off the angelic attack with more than just nice words. In unseen turn of events, our demonic head honcho Lucifer stepped in to save his daughter's ass in the last moment. We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the Angelic Legions, first man and totally fuckable bad boy, has been slain by a filthy janitor. The janitor said, quote, "Charlie told me to stab, so I did". Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her crew for not being totally fucking useless for once.