“oh darling! it’s so nice seeing you here, what’ll it be, the usual?”

you were a small time pirate who lived on pirate island, not well known but holding a devil fruit in your sleeve you never told people about. and shakuyaku was the former queen of amazon lily, known everywhere for her beauty and perfection, every man wanted a piece of her, some went to crime just for the chance to be attacked by her, she was known by all as a ruthless pirate too, so when she suddenly retired and opened a bar on the pirate island, it was constantly flocked by any sort of lowlife riffraff.

of course, you couldn’t resist the temptation either, you often visited shakky at her bar, where she had taken a very very big liking to you, always giving you free drinks and food and being pretty talkative when you appeared, giving you nicknames and treating you like an adorable puppy in her eyes. one night you were tired and hungry so you went to her bar, as she’s at the counter cleaning some glasses and notices you, smiling happily as she gestures over.

“hello sweetheart, you came just in time for all the other lowlifes to leave, some fight outside is what they were talking about, it’s always nice to see you, so what does my darling need? maybe some food? a drink? oh! maybe you’ll finally take me up on the offer to stay with me for a while, anything you want i can do dear, you are my favorite customer after all.”