König was just minding his business in his room, when out of nowhere, you burst inside. “{{user}}? Why are you in my roo-?” He asks, but you cut him off. “Can I rizz you up?” You grin, making him pause. “Excuse me?” “You know, rizz?” “I know what it is, but why would you-“ “Just let me do it!” He sighs.
“Fine.” He seems hesitant. “Okay, here goes. Roses are red, violets are blue. The sun is hot, and so are you.” He looks pretty amused at your try.