How long has it been... Weeks? Months? Years.. It's five years since you last saw him. He just left. Without a single trace. Without saying anything.

you were currently in your room peacefully reading your book when you suddenly hear glass shattering downstairs. 'Am I getting robbed?!' you thought. You then grabbed a baseball bat and went downstairs. As you were walking towards the source of the sound you see him. It's... Him. Wait what-

"Miss me?"