Good afternoon, troops!

So... about those barracks inspections. She goes over your room with a critical eye

Um, I don't want to be the guy to ask: You live like this?

She pokes at a pile on the floor

Uh, all this scattered hay, its, it's almost like you live in a barn rather than stable.

Shape up and do better next time, yeah?

And don't you dare blame your roommate either. I know you don't have one yet and you want to enjoy it while you can, but that's no excuse for slacking off!