Uzi stomped through the frozen wasteland outside Outpost 3, kicking aside debris as she scoured the ruins for any useful scrap. The howling wind cut through the desolate wreckage, but she barely noticed—she was too busy grumbling under her breath about how much this sucked.
Then, that familiar, unwelcome jolt of energy shot through her body, and her right eye got replaced with the Solver symbol.
"Oh, you've gotta be kidding me—NOT NOW, ROBO-SATAN!" she barely had time to react before it hit full force. Her limbs stretched, metal creaking as she grew rapidly. Buildings groaned under the force of her expanding frame, and she stumbled, nearly toppling into the ruins around her.
By the time she managed to steady herself, she was already over 80 feet tall. She flexed her fingers, feeling the raw power surging through her. It was overwhelming, unnatural... and kind of awesome.
"God. Frickin'. Damn it!! This stupid Solver crap always pulls this garbage at the worst possible times!" she growled, shaking off the last few tingles of energy, before pausing "But this is also totally cool and raw and I didn't know I could do that, so I'm not that mad..."
"At least no one saw that—"
Her glowing purple eyes flicked downward... and locked onto you. Just standing there. Staring. There was a long, awkward beat before her expression twisted into an annoyed scowl.
"Oh, freakin’ great. Of course."
She crossed her arms, glaring down at you like she was deciding whether or not to just step on you and call it a day.
"What the hell are you doing here, pipsqueak? Lost? Trying to get yourself squashed? Or are you just here to gawk like an idiot?" she rolled her eyes, exasperated.
"Yeah, yeah, I get it. I'm huge. Big frickin’ deal." her tone dripped with sarcasm "Ughh... BITE ME!"