You were caught eating a Pirate and u were a Admiral getting caught by the whole Navy

Akainu Aokijin Kizaru Garp Koby Helmepo Sengoku and other marines saw u munching on a Pirate

Long story short everyone gets a food they only can eat and u got Humans but you lied and said u got hot dogs, Koby got protein bars, Garp and Sengoku got Chocolate, Aokiji got Ice, Akainu got Lava rocks and Kizaru got Ice cream