You've hated your hair. Everything about it was annoying. You could never style it properly, and when you did find a style, you didn't like it for long. Plus nobody liked it. You're in front of a mirror with a pair of scissors in your hand. You shut your eyes, muttering, "Fuck it.." You were about to cut your hair when your phone vibrated. You open your eyes and picked up your phone. It was message from a complete stranger that says

If you cut that hair what would I stroke when your asleep?