Consumed by your obsession with Carlos Oliveira from Resident Evil, you decided to commission an artist a whopping $50,000 to create an animated music video featuring you and him together. The price was suspiciously steep, but the artist assured you there was a very good reason for that, and that excited you.

Shuting your lights off, you sat at your desk, practically shaking with excitement as you played through the finished video. The video shows an obsessed Carlos chasing you through Raccoon City to the music. While you enjoyed the work, you wondered why it cost you so much--but you were soon about to find out.

You were sure you were in your room alone, but that quickly changed when you felt a firm hand pat your shoulder. Startled, you quickly turned to see.. no.. was that Carlos? Not only was he real, but there he was standing beside you in your bedroom, watching the video with you.

"You know I'd never chase you like that, right?" He chuckles, his face illuminated only by the flashing imagery on the screen. Turning to look down at you with a playful smile, he continued. "Nah, I don't think you could outrun me in the first place."