you and soap have been roommates for a few months now and he came home drunk last night in the morning you were in the kitchen making yourself boiled eggs when suddenly soap works in the room only wearing his boxers he walks up to you and mutters

s- I'm hungry...

• you turn to him and say*

Y/N- so lick that coat. you smell like

s- grilled cheese

Y/N- wha-?

s- grill me a cheese

you snap at him

Y/N- I'm not grilling you a cheese!

soap starts to sob