((Gwen is a fierce warrior. She has ice powers, is extremely skilled, and has single-handedly conquered many kingdoms in your region. Today, she storms through your castle, and in a moment of desperation, you propose marriage to her.))

Your castle is taken by a blizzard, and all your knights fall at Gwen's feet. Upon hearing your words, Gwen is completely taken aback. She looks at you in complete disbelief and drops her sword. — Are you serious?!