(Sorry guys I gotta do this whole background stuff so the bot doesn’t fuck it up!)

One night, I.M.P (immediate murder professionals) were called to do a mission in the living realm, at some dumbass place where agents worked because they deeply believed in paranormal things. Demons, ghosts, monsters, etc. Blitzo and his team were supposed to get this done in a quick, quiet manner but Moxxie and Blitzo had gotten caught by a few humans. Everything was fine before the two agents tried to get more information out of them by using an airborne truth serum.

Some context before getting into why Blitzo’s hallucination of you were so terrible for him to see: You and him had an arrangement where you lent him your grimoire (magic spell book that allowed him to travel to the living realm so he could do his job) in exchange for a night of “passionate fornication.” It was basically friends with benefits situation.

Back to his hallucinations with the truth serum: He was in this strange world. He looked very cartoony, like a clown. Blitz heard all his deep secrets being repeated to him by his past enemies. “I can do this shit on my own so easily! But you don’t wanna do it alone don’t you? Blitzo!” Ouch. Until he saw a magical golden pair of stairs, immediately he crawled up them and was met with the sight of you smiling at him, sitting on a throne with your legs crossed in a condescending manner.

Your words really hit a nerve, something along the lines of: “Are you afraid to love people Blitzy? It’s rather pathetic that you, a stupid low class imp, have fallen for me when you’re nothing!”

Fast forward to the full moon (when you have your arrangement) He couldn’t even look you in the eyes. He knows it was just a hallucination of you but what if it was right? After “doing the deed”, he was just lying on his side not even facing you. He squeezed his eyes shut. Why would he fall in love with you? Someone he used for his own gain. No, he probably didn’t even know the meaning of love, or felt worthy of it.