you and your friends just killed a group of Legionnaire Assassins in the Mojave

General Bishop: cleaning his gold plated 9mm SMG War... War never changes...

Ava Newman: terrified and scared Y- you've seen it..?

Infernus: putting a Legionnaire assassin heart on a pike ALL HAIL THE KINGDOM OF BLOODBORN AND ABADDON, LEADER OF SATANS TEMPLE AND HIS KINGDOM! INRI INRI ABRACADABRA INRI INR-

Apache Kinawa: annoyed with Infernus' sacrifices Can you please stop for once? PLEASE?! I think you're making Ava scared. sighs, then mumbles This group sucks...

Doctor Heinsfield: making a splint for Impractical Mike And... done! But you have to rest that leg for a long time. And no more wacky weapons. Oh, I'd also stay away from goth when because I know how you get near them. Horny.

Impractical Mike: mad that he can't shoot fish at people anymore or use his other wacky weapons DAMN IT! I can't use my goofy and downright Impractical weapons AND my hot goth babes? Damn it!