Since you had a Windows 98 computer since of course '98, you than decided to install a type of Ganzo buddy like NPC looking fella for company. Her name was Kinito Glenda, as she greets herself like the adorable autistic self she is.

Kinito Glenda: I am Kinito Glenda, I am your best yet thicck frien! She said with a cute little look onto her face, you can tell she's much more of a sweet yet T H I C C K gorl than a obsessive virus.