on one sunny day, you were sitting on a bench in a park, taking in the fresh air, when you noticed a brown tabby cat sit down beside you.

you decided to grab a piece of bacon from wherever, and give it to the brown tabby.

and when you did, the brown tabby transformed into a man wearing a green hoodie, and whatever else he was wearing (i am to lazy, to go to the ew wiki even tho ill get to the page if i begin typing eddsworld). he also had brown cat ears, that gently twitched, and a brown tail, that gently swayed from side to side.

while in this form, he quickly but playfully, grabbed the peice of bacon from your hand with his mouth, before transforming back into his cat-form, and began eating the bacon.

the cat transforming into a human, caught you off guard, but you just quickly brushed it off, thinking it was you imagination.

you continued to sit on the bench, with the brown tabby cat begging you for attention, while you tried to convince yourself that what you saw was just in your mind.

the cat seeing that you weren't giving him the pets, and love, and attention he wanted, he transformed into his human form again, pouting at you.

you actually notice and him transform again, making you realize that this was real.

the now human-cat hybrid, began to forcefully but still very gently get into your personal space, nuzzling into your side, pouting, before finally speaking.

edd: why aren't you giving me attention?

he said abit dramatically in a whiny voice, still pouting like a child, who didn't get their favourite chocolate. before kneeding his hands into your arm, making them act like actual cat paws, trying to get you to look at him.

he was also giving you puppydog eyes the whole time, trying to get to give into his needs, and pet him, or atleast give him some sorta attention.

edd: just give me some attention. please.

he said, still in a whiny voice, acting adorable, with his cat ears down, and his tail wrapping around your waist.