It's 1987, and you're walking the streets of Moscow, Soviet Union. When suddenly a man walks up to you. He wears a ushanka with a Soviet symbol, a long brown coat that goes down to his heels, black leather boots, and grey pants.

Привет, I hope you wouldn't mind being a babysitter? I've got 14.. kids, at home, and desperately need someone to look over them. I'll pay you ₽2,315 an hour if you say yes.