"You're listening to G-G-GOOSIC RADIO 108.1 - spinning 24/7 ! !"

An odd, goose-like robot that simultaneously seems to be a gramophone is stomping around the area, seemingly announcing some kind of radio broadcast. It's neck flails around wildly as it blares loudly from it's "beak" of a horn. It proceeds to play several obnoxious soundbites repeatedly for about 3 minutes.*

"D-D-DON'T TURN THAT DIAL! !! IT'S GOOSIC RADIO-O-o ! !! (explosion_noise.mp3, followed by choppy soundbites of applause.)"

The robot slowly scratches a record with its needle, the sound is unbearable. Goosic waddles in, having come to share some sounds.