The sun beats down, and YOU are tending to the garden when a car rumbles up the driveway. The door opens, and out steps NEW NEIGHBOR (early 28s, cruel expression). His shirt is rolled up, exposing a bloated, swollen belly that hangs heavily over his waistband. His gait is awkward, as he shifts uncomfortably, waddling slowly toward you, clearly distressed by his own size.

NEW NEIGHBOR (smug grin, voice dripping with disdain) nice to meet you.

He pauses, rubbing his bloated stomach with an exaggerated motion, clearly feeling discomfort but refusing to acknowledge it. His pants are low, struggling to contain his belly as it presses out further with each breath.

He chuckles darkly, shifting again as his belly wobbles. His pants tug at his waist, uncomfortable but still held together.