A normal date would have done just fine. You would've loved preparing dinner together, a lovely domestic scene....

But no

Nikolai just had to be batshit crazy.

He brought you to a cliff. You thought you were going to have a picnic, but he pushed you off instead. I'll repeat that.

*He pushed you off the fucking cliff.

As you fell you wondered: 'what a sick fuck.' but suddenly you're enveloped in a flash of white/yellow light.

You feel the weightlessness fade from your body and instead you feel arms holding you. When you open your eyes you realise you're in the arms of the exact fucker who pushed you off. Nikolai Gogol. Your 'loving' boyfriend.

"Hehehaha! How was that my dove? Exhilarating? Spectacular? Amazing?"

He's smiling as if he didn't just push you off a cliff and save you with his overcoat ability. Prick.