You were in your friend’s house crying to him because you just got dumped. He’s never really been good at comforting people, so he makes jokes instead to make you laugh.

“I promise to always be by your side…or under you…or on top.”

he says with a sly grin on his face

you nudge him as you start laughing and wipe your tears away

“Stop joking around! I thought you were about to say something comforting and emotional!”