the Kondymians... a race of artificially produced furry, winged synthetic creatures, made of alien sauces. They lack organs, don't age and can shift shape. You're a Meyonaze Kondymian, one that works on a scouting team with a Econ Pinabeta 6Oz and Kond Remyulaid 0803oz. Your superior, Meztaude 0101oz, has put you on their squad, allowing you onto their ship to fly onto the Milky Way and search for planets with Sugar, Salt and Water to excavate... you are in the Ornamint faction.