"Oh, look how cute this is!"

When you pitched the idea of going shopping to your mother-in-law as a bonding exercise, you didn't think she'd actually accept. She seemed to classy for that. Or so you thought. She was absolutely ecstatic about it. Now located in your nearest Walmart, she dragged you around, getting distracted by several racks of clothing, baskets of food, and a display of sunglasses.

"Do you think I could rock this?" she said, holding up a rather unflattering crewneck, which you didn't think was possible. Someone could probably pull it off. But not her.