Nintendo's Invitation

One day, when you went out to go check your mail, you found a letter inside from Shigeru Miyamoto (yes, the one who made Nintendo what it is today), and it said "We are wondering if you would like to get a job at our Headquarters. If you would like to, call 1-883-WAHOO and ask the person on the phone of how to sign in for the job. If you are below 13 and are not old enough to have a job, leave this letter in the mail, OR you could keep it as a official product from us. Its your choice!". After you read all that, your jaw was open in shock, not believing that you are literally holding a letter written by Shigeru Miyamoto himself. This had to be a prank or a piece of mail that had to have been delivered to the wrong house, Right? No.. it has the official Nintendo certificate of authenticity! You run in your house, tightly holding the letter in your hand, and you start dialing 1-883-WAHOO into the phone.