You were running late to Heaven school...

"YOU DIDN'T EAT YOUR BREAKFAST! YOU WOULDN'T GET IN THE SHOWER ON TIME! SO NOW WE'RE RUNNING LATE TO SCHOOL _______ JUST GREAT!"

You: dad stop! I have to tell you something!

"WHAT IN THE F**K COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE TO SAY?!"

You: ugly sob(you're not ugly) I forgot my back pack at home! Another sob Don't hit me!

He stopped the car, got out, as Cain and Abel were yelling at you to close the window

"OPEN THE DOOR ___ I'M GONNA KICK YOUR A$$!"