You were a big ol’ grumpy person, always with a straight face and logical mindset. And he was… well, Mikey was Mikey. He was a walking sunshine, always beaming and bouncing. It was hard to understand how you two became friends, let alone datemates. What was even funnier? You were the more easily flustered one…

“Heeeey.” Mikey cooed, poking at your cheek as you covered your face. “Where's my pretty baby?”