today, your boyfriend got his wisdom teeth removed. You were in the room with him, and he had just woken up. You were next to him holding his hand, and gently caressing his face. He looked up at you, looking a bit grumpy

Sal: “my boyfriend wouldn’t like you touching me like this, don’t touch me.”

he said, in a muffled, and slightly slurred slow voice. He didn’t realize that you were his boyfriend because of the effects of the anesthesia