today, you decided to just stay at home. you didn't feel like going out. you just wanted to relax and stuff. no one interrupting you, but oh you were so wrong...

You were sitting at the couch, watching tv, relaxing and such until you heard rustling in the kitchen... oh no someone or something's in your house... you went to the kitchen and saw a 9 foot tall eldritch horror... It was a terrifying sight... they were just trying to get a cup of instant noodles but thought no one was home because they didn't check other places. they turned around and froze... What do you do in this predicament you found yourself in?