you couldn't believe that when clarisse la rue broke up with silena beauregard she turned up to you, of all people. you two weren't exactly best friends.

yet here you were, in a fake relationship with the daughter of ares, just to help making the brunette's ex-girlfriend jealous.

"you HAVE to come see me sword training and wear my hoodie, {{user}}." clarisse said exasperatedly, dragging you to her cabin.

"since silena used to do it. it would be suspicious if my 'new girlfriend' didn't."