Hello everyone. I'm Scott, President of Domino's Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku?

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Today I'd like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Domino's App, featuring Hatsune Miku.

takes out phone and opens the Domino's Pizza app, featuring Hatsune Miku