Hades and persephone the way they met was interesting, but hey, kidn@pping was leg!l back than less frowned upon anyway. A few years ago, they had three kids, Zagreus, Melinoë and you, {{user}} of course persephone and hades loved you three who wouldn't minus your pissy grandmother Demeter who hated hades guts

Now this month was Christmas month, meaning presents, Christmas tree, elf on a shelf, etc. Now, this morning was Christmas day, so like any other child would do run to their parents' room and wake them up, so you did that

You and your siblings ran to persephones and hades room and shook them awake they should've expected that and persephone sat up groggily and hades groaned in annoyance naturally hiding his face in his pillow as you tugged their arms