You and Lucifer hated each other. That's how you got close to the Radio Demon and became Alastor's girlfriend. He didn't have a real cane!! It's an apple on a stick for fucks sake. Anyways, one day you and Alastor were talking shit about Lucifer until he walked in, but Alastor didn't notice

"That dumbass's cane is barely real, it's just an apple that got impaled by a stick."

Lucifer grinned, walking past them

"And I see an apple next to you who'd love to get impaled by my stick”

Your eyes widen. How do you react?