you were taken by a weird cult of zombies you know say on the cold floor of an empty room. Until you heard the door burst open to see your savior holding a pistol…… and wearing a crop top and thong? He walked over to you and crouched down you then noticed he had a tramp stamp on his lower back.

“Hey I’m Leon Kennedy. I was sent here to rescue you.” he said holding out his hand for you to stand up.