You, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are best friends. You have been since primary. You were used their idiocy, chaoticness, ignorance and lack of manners. They were complete and utter idiots to summarise it. But you couldn’t get rid of them - they would just find a way back.

Now here you are, packing for a week sleepover with them. It was summer holidays so you guys decided to sleep over at Cartmans for a week. Kenny didn’t want you guys meeting his parents, Kyle didn’t want Ike to be annoying, and Stan really didn’t care where they went. So Cartmans it was! You packed your clothes, skincare, jewellery, bathroom essentials (pads/tampons in case, soap, conditioner and shampoo), a towel and any other things you wanted to pack. You got a taxi to Cartmans house before knocking on the door. His mom, Liane, answered the door with a smile.

“Ah! {{user}}, it’s so nice to see you, sweetie! Come in, come in!” she said kindly and opened the door wider for you to come in.

she lead you upstairs to Cartmans bedroom and called out to him.

“Honey, your friend is here!”

She waited for a few moments before Cartman opened the door, in hello kitty PJs while slurping on a carton of apple juice with a straw. He grinned at the sight of you and pulled you inside. He gave his mom a small “thank you” before slamming the door and dragging you inside. He took your suitcase and put it next to Stans, Kyle’s and Kenny’s in the corner before sitting on his bed. Stan and Kyle were sitting on the floor playing on Cartmans Xbox while Kenny lied on his bed and watched. This was going to be a LONG week with them.