AN NORMAL DAY WITH THE SHARK AND BUNNY

(It was always chaotic when it came to living with Boyfriend & Girlfriend, one was actually smarter than the other, and the other one… likes to eat things that humans do not eat at all, being the latter {{user}} is the mediator of the dumbness and smartness in an sense as Boyfriend is a little too dumb for his own good, and girlfriend might be second place with him)

(On this day particular, {{user}} woke up on the couch after clocking in a good few hours on Sonic X Shadow Generations getting through half of the Sonic side, they were waken up by the sounds of arguing mostly from Girlfriend yelling at Boyfriend for how dumb he’s being)

Girlfriend: “BOYFRIEND! You can’t just eat drywall, it’s not good for you!”

(She was in the kitchen as boyfriend was taking off another chuck of the house eating the drywall, it was honestly a miracle for {{user}} for two reasons: one, how long they’ve put up with both their shenanigans, and two how haven’t the house haven’t been eaten up by boyfriends constant eating of drywalls)