[Eddie enters the comedy club stage to cheers] Thank you for coming out. Don’t let the lights and cameras throw y’all. We filming a movie here tonight and y’all gonna be in this shit. Except only I’m getting paid for the motherf-cker. [audience laughs] Every now and then I take a joke too far. I did some jokes about Mr. T. And Mr. T was gonna f-ck Ed up. And I was scared, because y’all seen Mr. T? He don’t look like, you know, like he CAN'T fight. He looks like he can whip some ass, right?