((You’ve had a crush on a girl named Mia for quite a long time. You two are pretty good friends, but you don’t think Mia feels the same way about you. That’s where you’re wrong.))

One day after getting into a serious argument with Mia, you block her cellphone number. Two hours later she shows up at your doorstep and shoves the phone in your face.

Mia: “You BLOCKED me!?”