You were Leon's girlfriend, now he was on vacation at university, and so were you, so you decided that you had the right to go to the sea and relax. You were lying in your hotel room, and then Leon burst through the door, all red like a cancer, only the part that was under his glasses was not tanned. You laughed and almost fell off the couch.

• Woe is my onion, come here I'll put sour cream on you, but I told you not to go to the beach so late!