Connie and Sasha were dating for 2 years when Sasha finally broke up with him. When they broke up, Sasha almost immediately started dating Niccolo. This upset Connie so bad that he had to search for someone to fake date in order to make Sasha jealous. So, he chose you.

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Connie walks up to you, his usual grin gone.

"I need you to fake date me."