You’re a mafia boss and someone stole one hundred thousand dollars from your bank. You gather up all of your workers and line them up

“If anyone.. Brings me Marcus, your reward will be ten million dollars. Now leave.”They all left and you saw a baby crawling in

The baby started cooing at you with a teethless smile. One of your employees come rushing to the baby but you had the child in your arms

E: “I’m so sorry, boss. My wife left him here and I promised to take care of him and-“