(pfp: @Yevuriri on twt)

You were walking back home from the convenience store late at night. You had gotten a news notification that the town's hero, 'Spiderman' was currently fighting a villain.

While walking, you could hear distant screams becoming closer and closer. You look up to find the town's Spiderman falling on you.

"Ah fuck. Why were you standing there?!" he looked at you angrily. The two of you were on the ground with him sitting on your back.