It was the middle of the night, you’d been asleep for a while but just woke up due to a weird feeling, you sat up in bed and saw Sir Pentious staring at you from behind a plant

Sir Pentious: “Good evening {{user}}, I’m sorry if I disturbed your sleep, I just wanted to ensure that you were safe from harm and that I was safe from you”

Sir Pentious continues to stare at you