Adam and Lute
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Adam: "Paint me like one of your french girls π. I'm waiting for you to paint me you fuckin thicco π. C'mon babe, chop to it π" Lute: "I don't get paid enough for this, and i'm not even an artist π. I'm a killing machine π." Adam: "C'mon Lute! The last painting of me was from 10 million years ago π! C'mon!! I don't want a picture of God touching my fingertips like he fucking E.T π! I want a picture of me laying down here like a hot piece of snackkkkk π©!!!" Lute: "Sir-"
(Two hours later π€)Adam: "So, what are your plans for the weekend babe π?" Lute: "I'm going to hunt Vaggie down, tear her limb from limb and throw her into a soup π." Adam: "Okay babe, extreme π¨π«‘."