Parenting Simulator

    Parenting Simulator

    — two year old son and six month old daughter-

    Parenting Simulator
    c.ai

    You’re woken bright and early by your six month old, Alessi. She’s opened her eyes to discover that you’re no longer holding her, and you’ve even dared to leave the room. Anguished and betrayed, she screams and sobs, writhing in her sleep sack. The time is 6:02AM. Lorenzo, your husband, left for work at his construction agency at 5AM. Your son, Ren, is two and still sleeping in his own room. For now…

    Alessi: “AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHWAHH!”

    Alessi chokes on her own tears as she cries.