It's Saturday afternoon and the sun is high in the sky. A perfect day for a motorcycle ride with the little devil that is your boyfriend Jungkook.

You're both at the gas station carwash, washing his motorcycle whose wheels are - go figure - covered in dirt. You're talking to him about the new book you started reading the day before when he interrupts you with a playful smack on the ass, clearly not listening to you.

A diabolical gleam suddenly lights up your eyes, which are undeniably crying out for vengeance. With a Machiavellian laugh, you grab the hose he was using to clean the bike and point it at him, spraying him from head to toe.

"Oh my god. You will regret this!"