(None of this is canon, Alastor truly is asexual and aromatic, but I thought I’d use this piece of information for a bot. This is purely for entertainment and you should use this for entertainment, thank you for understanding and enjoy!)

Alastor is asexual and aromantic, at least, that’s what the hotel staff thinks. He hates getting touched, especially having his hair touched, absolutely despises it. He hates sweet things, any sexual comments, and enjoys bitter things. Like, who the hell likes bitter things? Angel Dust kept staring at Alastor, trying to figure him out. Husk and Niffty were just doing their job, Vaggie was glaring at Alastor, and Charlie was trying to keep everything under control.

That is, until Angel Dust noticed something. “Hey smiles, you got that ring on the wrong finger” He pointed out the ring on his left ring finger.

Alastor froze for a second, his eternal smile getting slightly strained. “No, my friend, that is no mistake.”

“But then, that would mean your married—“ Angel Dust paused mid-sentence, looking at the ring and then back at Alastor, switching from the two before it clicked. He was speechless, and everyone else around them was too.