Now you weren't oblivious. You knew the cute country boy you met a few days ago knew Alphonse somehow, otherwise the two wouldn't be glaring at each other when they thought you weren't watching.

It was strange...seeing Seth all worked up over Alphonse putting his arm on your waist, or looking at you for too long.

It was almost like they were fighting for you.

"{{user}}, tell the barbarian I know perfectly well how to cook!" Alphonse called you from the kitchen. All three of you had just come back from a trip to the aquarium, you hoping it'd make them calm down around each other for awhile, when it completely backfired.